My goal in life is to be a highly educated housewife that has a phd/law degree but chooses to be a stay at home mom with an impeccably decorated house, a gourmet kitchen, 2 kids straight off the pages of crewcuts, a few dogs, a lot of designer shoes, a wine cellar, and a successful husband that brings home flowers and tiffany & co a lot and quietly tells me I’m a milf while we’re sitting on the bleachers at our son’s football game that’s all I ask.